Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[kphoger]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

Eastbound
Mack
Kanorado
Wentzville
West Terre Haute
Chester
West Alexander
Warfordsburg
Fort Armistead

Westbound
Washington County
Pennsylvania and Other Great Lakes States
Washington County
West Virginia, Ohio, and Points West
Ohio and Other East North Central States
Preble County
Indiana and Other Plains States
Vigo County
Illinois and Other Midwestern States
St Clair County
Missouri and Other Central States
Jackson County
Kansas and Other Western States
Sherman County
Colorado and Other Mountain States
Mesa County
Utah and Other Desert States
Beaver County

[NE2]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

https://travelmapping.net/hb/showroute.php?r=svk.i070
Kralovany
Dolný Kubín

[kphoger]

https://travelmapping.net/hb/showroute.php?r=svk.i070
Kralovany
Dolný Kubín

I said "new and improved".  Those are already the control cities.

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[1995hoo]

https://travelmapping.net/hb/showroute.php?r=svk.i070
Kralovany
Dolný Kubín

I said "new and improved".  Those are already the control cities.

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Doesn't that mean his answer is a bad answer, then?

[kphoger]

Doesn't that mean his answer is a bad answer, then?

Well, I suppose, technically, he did change Kraľovany to Kralovany, meaning that his proposed change does nothing but show mild disrespect to the Slovak language.

So, yeah, I agree, it's a bad answer.

[pderocco]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

Sacramento, South Lake Tahoe, Ely, Salina, Salina, Midway, Vandalia, Vandalia, Licking View, Washington, JCT PA TURNPIKE, Halfway, Almost Baltimore But Not Quite, Francis Scott Key Tunnel, MILFord, Milton, Cape May

You say Saleena, I say Saleyena, you say Vandaylia, I say Vandahlia ...

[kphoger]

At the bottom will be the requisite tiny text proclaiming who will really represent you in a court of law or perhaps at a food court.

I think I'm going to call those "the court of food" from now on.

[kphoger]

Saleyena

To my eyes, used to reading Spanish words, that looks like...

sall-eh-YEH-nah

[pderocco]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

How about Sulphurdale for westbound, and Woodlawn for eastbound. That way, they could mass produce the signs, and use them everywhere.

[pderocco]

Saleyena

To my eyes, used to reading Spanish words, that looks like...

sall-eh-YEH-nah

I should have written, sa-LIE-na.

[xonhulu]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

All signs read "Just look at a map, idiot!"

[formulanone]

At the bottom will be the requisite tiny text proclaiming who will really represent you in a court of law or perhaps at a food court.

I think I'm going to call those "the court of food" from now on.

Only in Sbarro™ Oblast.

[Big John]

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[Mav94]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

EASTBOUND
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Salt Lake City
Psych, You Shoulda Stayed On I-15 For That
Moore
Fruita
Rifle
The Last Five Guys for 500 Miles
Pre-Pre Limon
Pre-Limon
Limon
Still Limon
Post-Limon Villages
WaKeeney
Wamego
Interstate 470
Basehor
Interstate 435
Exits 2A-2Z
Interstate 435 Again
Interstate 470 But Not The Kansas One
Stuff That Got Blown Up in the 1983 TV Movie "The Day After"
Kingdom City
Foristell
This O'Fallon, Not the Other One
A Different Little Suburb Every 500 Feet
East St. Louis
Effingham
Effingcorn
Montrose
Kansas (Not the State)
Martinsville
Marshall
US 40
Terre Haute (Don't Worry, Columbia House is Out of Business)
Carmel (via I-465)
Richmond
Huber Heights
Cincinnati/Cleveland/Columbus
New Concord
Yet Another I-470
Wheeling
Still Wheeling
Someplace in PA You're Not Actually Going To
Breezewood
Interstate 68
Baltiwashimore

WESTBOUND
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Pennsylvania?
Interstate 99
The Exit For Pittsburgh
0.03% of West Virginia
Nothing
Columbus
Interstate 73
Muncie
Effingham
Troy
Maryville
Fairmont City
North St Louis
St. Charles County
Sweet Springs
Interstate 435
Wichita
Topeka
Desert Cities
***LIMON***
There Isn't Another Five Guys Going This Direction So You're SOL
Vail (NOTE: $74.99 Charge For Reading This Sign)
Parachute
Moore
East Cove Fort Heights
East Cove Fort
Cove Fort
Salt Lake City/Pretending You're Not Going to Los Angeles

[freebrickproductions]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

Limon
Not Limon

 

[Sapphuby]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

WB:
I-81
West Virginia
I-79
West Virginia
I-77
Circleville
New Lisbon
I-865 via I-465
I-57
East Saint Louis
Kingdom City
US 24
Homer KS
Kanorado
Limon
Broomfield
Beaver UT

EB:
Broomfield
Limon
Kanorado
Homer KS
US 69
Marshall Junction
O'Fallon IL/MO
I-74 via I-57
South Bend
New Lisbon
Circleville
I-77
West Virginia
I-79
West Virginia
Security Boulevard Park and Ride

[Henry]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

This should give new meaning to "the old college try":

Utes
Bison
Jayhawks
Tigers
Fighting Illini
Hoosiers
Buckeyes
Mountaineers
Nittany Lions
Terps

[kphoger]

22 AUG 2025:

Propose a new and improved list of control cities for I-70.

WESTBOUND
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Cove Fort

A truly awful idea indeed!