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Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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kphoger

#2875
February 05, 2026, 01:11:50 PM  
options:

a Buc-ee's
a solar farm
an A.I. data center
an ICE detention facility
pretty much anything from this thread

Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kkt

#2876
February 05, 2026, 01:26:58 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

A police officer directing traffic.

NE2

#2877
February 05, 2026, 02:09:30 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?
Don't replace it. Hire Crash_It to constantly drive through and cause more crashes.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

wanderer2575

#2878
February 05, 2026, 02:11:22 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

Four ramps so everyone can fly through nonstop, Dukes of Hazzard style.  But set the ramp angle for one road lower than the other.

kphoger

#2879
February 05, 2026, 02:28:29 PM  
Quote from: NE2 on February 05, 2026, 02:09:30 PMDon't replace it. Hire Crash_It to constantly drive through and cause more crashes.

Just make sure there aren't any flared approaches that might force him tradephoric away from the conflict points.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

1995hoo

#2880
February 05, 2026, 02:33:14 PM  
Quote from: NE2 on February 05, 2026, 02:09:30 PM
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?
Don't replace it. Hire Crash_It to constantly drive through and cause more crashes.

Quote from: kphoger on January 13, 2026, 09:30:50 AM
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

pderocco

#2881
February 05, 2026, 03:43:26 PM  
Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on February 04, 2026, 08:24:16 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 04, 2026, 08:40:11 AM04 FEB 2026

What is the most scenic stretch of road in your state?
US 12 in Wisconsin Dells
They must have paid the building inspector a bundle.

pderocco

#2882
February 05, 2026, 03:48:25 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?
A cloverleaf. A 4-leaf clover means good luck.

Mapmikey

#2883
February 05, 2026, 03:52:23 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

4-way RCUT.

People wanting to turn left will be quite annoyed.

JayhawkCO

#2884
February 05, 2026, 03:59:30 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

A scarecrow.

kphoger

#2885
February 05, 2026, 04:01:25 PM  
Quote from: Mapmikey on February 05, 2026, 03:52:23 PM4-way RCUT.

This ... is ... interesting ...
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

The_Ginger

#2886
February 05, 2026, 04:33:56 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?
The Medford Supercollider.

The_Ginger

#2887
February 05, 2026, 04:39:35 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?
An elevated roundabout. But the build plans didn't include ramps, so the circle is just suspended above the intersection.

xonhulu

#2888
February 05, 2026, 08:05:07 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

I'd keep it, but stop telling people about it so it's less known.

CoreySamson

#2889
February 05, 2026, 08:34:37 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?
A 3-way stop.
Buc-ee's and QuikTrip fanboy. Clincher of 35 FM roads. Proponent of the TX U-turn. BA, BibLit (NT), ORU '26.

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TheCatalyst31

#2890
February 05, 2026, 09:01:19 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?
A four-trebuchet stop.

Scott5114

#2891
February 05, 2026, 09:31:34 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

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Great Lakes Roads

#2892
February 05, 2026, 11:51:19 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

A turbine interchange!
-Jay Seaburg

Clinched States (Interstates): AL, AZ, DE, FL, HI, KS, MN, NE, NH, RI, VT, WI

kurumi

#2893
February 05, 2026, 11:58:34 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

A double-slit at each entrance. Crossing traffic should behave like a wave and not collide. However, and this is very important, do not look at it.
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Big John

#2894
February 06, 2026, 04:18:47 AM  
Quote from: xonhulu on February 05, 2026, 08:05:07 PM
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

I'd keep it, but stop telling people about it so it's less known.
As Yogi Berra said: It's too crowded, no one goes there anymore.

MikeTheActuary

#2895
February 06, 2026, 06:30:01 AM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on February 05, 2026, 11:41:19 AM02/05/2026:

A particular 4-way stop is known for being very dangerous and crash-prone. What would you replace it with?

A 5-way yield.

kphoger

#2896
February 06, 2026, 08:57:43 AM  
06 FEB 2026

What is the Adopt-A-Highway Program?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

PColumbus73

#2897
February 06, 2026, 09:05:46 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on February 06, 2026, 08:57:43 AM06 FEB 2026

What is the Adopt-A-Highway Program?

Will you be an angel for a state route? Across the country, US and state routes are abused, beaten and neglected. And they're crying for help.

Big John

#2898
February 06, 2026, 09:16:07 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on February 06, 2026, 08:57:43 AM06 FEB 2026

What is the Adopt-A-Highway Program?
You take ownership and do what you want, including charging tolls and setting speed limits.

1995hoo

#2899
February 06, 2026, 09:17:16 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on February 06, 2026, 08:57:43 AM06 FEB 2026

What is the Adopt-A-Highway Program?

It's a roadbuilding program put forth by conservatives to counter left-leaning politicians' efforts to abort highway-construction plans.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.
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