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Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash on Jupiter Island

Started by bing101, March 27, 2026, 04:14:09 PM

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bing101

https://www.wpbf.com/article/florida-tiger-woods-involved-in-rollover-crash-on-jupiter-island/70869242

https://www.wptv.com/sports/golf/tiger-woods-involved-in-rollover-crash-on-jupiter-island-deputies-say

This time Tiger Woods has another car crash in Florida. His last car accident was in Los Angeles Area as in Rancho Palos Verdes in 2021.



Max Rockatansky

#1
The man seemingly doesn't have a good handle on driving (pun not intended).  I'll be curious to see if this was speeding again or another DUI. 

ModernDayWarrior

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 04:23:29 PMThe man seemingly doesn't have a good handle on driving (pun not intended).  I'll be curious to see if this was speeding again or another DUI. 

This. For reference, apparently the accident occurred here.

How on Earth do you manage to roll a Range Rover at that location?

kphoger

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 04:23:29 PMThe man seemingly doesn't have a good handle on driving (pun not intended).  I'll be curious to see if this was speeding again or another DUI. 

As Jeff Foxworthy quipped in on his 1995 Games Rednecks Play album (I think):

"Why drink if you ain't gonna drive?"

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Male pronouns, please.

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Max Rockatansky

Quote from: ModernDayWarrior on March 27, 2026, 04:29:25 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 04:23:29 PMThe man seemingly doesn't have a good handle on driving (pun not intended).  I'll be curious to see if this was speeding again or another DUI. 

This. For reference, apparently the accident occurred here.

How on Earth do you manage to roll a Range Rover at that location?

Probably wasn't driving at Buick speeds (that pun was intended).

kphoger

Quote from: ModernDayWarrior on March 27, 2026, 04:29:25 PMHow on Earth do you manage to roll a Range Rover at that location?

To be fair, he only managed to roll it halfway over.


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Male pronouns, please.

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bing101

#6
https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=28617.0

Here is our previous thread on the last time Tiger Woods had a car accident when it was in the Los Angeles area. Woah I swear Tiger Woods is the only famous person outside of NASCAR stars and stunt men who have been involved in rollovers more than once.




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gonealookin

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 04:23:29 PMThe man seemingly doesn't have a good handle on driving (pun not intended).  I'll be curious to see if this was speeding again or another DUI. 

I'd lean against DUI given time of day.  He was in the crash years ago where he was fleeing the house after his then-wife busted him for cheating on her.  She was throwing the pots and pans (I don't know about literally, but certainly figuratively), he sped away in a panic and didn't get far before wrecking the vehicle.

This is the guy whom the PGA Tour has trusted to lead its "Future Competition Committee", which is working on restructuring the schedule to ensure that most of the top players play in every tournament (they're doing this by significantly reducing the number of top-tier tournaments), with firm plans due to be revealed this summer.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: gonealookin on March 27, 2026, 04:49:57 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 04:23:29 PMThe man seemingly doesn't have a good handle on driving (pun not intended).  I'll be curious to see if this was speeding again or another DUI. 

I'd lean against DUI given time of day.  He was in the crash years ago where he was fleeing the house after his then-wife busted him for cheating on her.  She was throwing the pots and pans (I don't know about literally, but certainly figuratively), he sped away in a panic and didn't get far before wrecking the vehicle.

This is the guy whom the PGA Tour has trusted to lead its "Future Competition Committee", which is working on restructuring the schedule to ensure that most of the top players play in every tournament (they're doing this by significantly reducing the number of top-tier tournaments), with firm plans due to be revealed this summer.

Holy crap that reminded me of the hottest workplace YouTube meme of late 2009.


bing101

Here is more this time from law enforcement investigating the incident. 


formulanone

Quote from: kphoger on March 27, 2026, 04:41:55 PM
Quote from: ModernDayWarrior on March 27, 2026, 04:29:25 PMHow on Earth do you manage to roll a Range Rover at that location?

To be fair, he only managed to roll it halfway over.



That's a hook, trying to avoid the sand trap off 707.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: formulanone on March 27, 2026, 05:54:17 PM
Quote from: kphoger on March 27, 2026, 04:41:55 PM
Quote from: ModernDayWarrior on March 27, 2026, 04:29:25 PMHow on Earth do you manage to roll a Range Rover at that location?

To be fair, he only managed to roll it halfway over.



That's a hook, trying to avoid the sand trap off 707.

Didn't land in the rough at least.

formulanone

#14
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 05:57:36 PM
Quote from: formulanone on March 27, 2026, 05:54:17 PM
Quote from: kphoger on March 27, 2026, 04:41:55 PM
Quote from: ModernDayWarrior on March 27, 2026, 04:29:25 PMHow on Earth do you manage to roll a Range Rover at that location?

To be fair, he only managed to roll it halfway over.



That's a hook, trying to avoid the sand trap off 707.

Didn't land in the rough at least.

Good to see these cars driven for once, since modern Land Rovers have the ability to damage themselves internally, unexpectedly, and expensively without ever leaving the driveway.

TheHighwayMan3561

The man is worth more money than this whole board put together. What the fuck is he doing? No excuses.
the human equivalent of that run-over mcdonald's cup in the parking lot

formulanone

Quote from: TheHighwayMan3561 on March 27, 2026, 06:08:05 PMThe man is worth more money than this whole board put together. What the fuck is he doing? No excuses.
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Max Rockatansky

#17
Quote from: TheHighwayMan3561 on March 27, 2026, 06:08:05 PMThe man is worth more money than this whole board put together. What the fuck is he doing? No excuses.

He clearly can afford excuses.  Kind of makes you wonder though how much this substance abuse stuff derailed his professional career?  I can't imagine getting over major injuries is made easier by getting sloppy wasted so often.  Sadly I don't see this kind of thing stopping unless one of these wrecks turns into vehicular manslaughter.

TheHighwayMan3561

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 06:12:19 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan3561 on March 27, 2026, 06:08:05 PMThe man is worth more money than this whole board put together. What the fuck is he doing? No excuses.

He clearly can afford excuses.  Kind of makes you wonder though how much this substance abuse stuff derailed his professional career?  I can't imagine getting over major injuries is made easier by getting sloppy wasted so often.

He really never recovered from the Elin Nordegren incident either in terms of on-course success or the public perception of him.
the human equivalent of that run-over mcdonald's cup in the parking lot

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: TheHighwayMan3561 on March 27, 2026, 06:16:52 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 06:12:19 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan3561 on March 27, 2026, 06:08:05 PMThe man is worth more money than this whole board put together. What the fuck is he doing? No excuses.

He clearly can afford excuses.  Kind of makes you wonder though how much this substance abuse stuff derailed his professional career?  I can't imagine getting over major injuries is made easier by getting sloppy wasted so often.

He really never recovered from the Elin Nordegren incident either in terms of on-course success or the public perception of him.

No kidding, before that I thought he was getting more than twenty career wins at majors.  I completely forget he tied Sam Snead for PGA Tour wins (82).

Flint1979

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 04:23:29 PMThe man seemingly doesn't have a good handle on driving (pun not intended).  I'll be curious to see if this was speeding again or another DUI. 
He was arrested with another DUI.

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Sheriff's office said that it wasn't alcohol - he blew a 0.00. But when he was asked to submit to an urine analysis he refused, so they believe it's a medication he was under the influence from.

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Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 27, 2026, 06:12:19 PM
Quote from: TheHighwayMan3561 on March 27, 2026, 06:08:05 PMThe man is worth more money than this whole board put together. What the fuck is he doing? No excuses.

He clearly can afford excuses.  Kind of makes you wonder though how much this substance abuse stuff derailed his professional career?  I can't imagine getting over major injuries is made easier by getting sloppy wasted so often.  Sadly I don't see this kind of thing stopping unless one of these wrecks turns into vehicular manslaughter.
True or Tiger Woods end up in the grave the same way we hear about how some NASCAR stars died on the track. But in Tigers Woods case it's a random street in some neighborhood somewhere.