Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[Big John]

7-11-26:

Seeing as it's my birthday, what's the most important/notable road or highway in Alabama?

Day St, Montgomery. Where old I-85 ends.

[hotdogPi]

7-11-26:

Seeing as it's my birthday, what's the most important/notable road or highway in Alabama?

NY 77

MA 10

[kphoger]

7-11-26:

Seeing as it's my birthday, what's the most important/notable road or highway in Alabama?

I don't have an answer to the question.  I just wanted to mention that you and I share a birthday!

(For those keeping track, you could now probably stitch together enough tidbits of personal information on this forum to steal my identity.  But I wouldn't recommend it, because you're probably better off with your own identity than mine.)

[The_Ginger]

7-11-26:

Seeing as it's my birthday, what's the most important/notable road or highway in Alabama?

I don't have an answer to the question.  I just wanted to mention that you and I share a birthday!

Eh, forget the question. Happy birthday to you both! To celebrate, I'd recommend going out to the local 7-ELEVEn and getting yourselves a free Slurpee! 

(For those keeping track, you could now probably stitch together enough tidbits of personal information on this forum to steal my identity.  But I wouldn't recommend it, because you're probably better off with your own identity than mine.)

I agree. I enjoy my identity quite a bit. 

[xonhulu]

I don't have an answer to the question.  I just wanted to mention that you and I share a birthday!

Eh, forget the question. Happy birthday to you both! To celebrate, I'd recommend going out to the local 7-ELEVEn and getting yourselves a free Slurpee! 

7-11-26:

Seeing as it's my birthday, what's the most important/notable road or highway in Alabama?

So in light of all that, it would obviously be the road from your house to the nearest 7-11. 

Not to be confused with Coffee County Road 711, aka Dennis Road, in Enterprise.

And Happy Birthday to both of you!

[MikeTheActuary]

7-11-26:

Seeing as it's my birthday, what's the most important/notable road or highway in Alabama?

During the years when I was exiled to rural Lower Alabama, I thought the most important road was whichever one was taking me away from Alabama. 

[TheHighwayMan3561]

7-11-26:

Seeing as it's my birthday, what's the most important/notable road or highway in Alabama?

whatever that 4-lane expressway to the abandoned factory is

[PNWRoadgeek]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

[interstatefan990]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

It's one of the ways that the state handles overpopulation.

[I-55]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

War on I-4

[Max Rockatansky]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

Inexperienced and unskilled flatlanders.

Oh wait, that's the actual answer.

[Sapphuby]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

amusement parks cant charge exorbitant fees for bumper cars if it isn't happening inside their walls

[NE2]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

Is it? I never have any problems with it.

[Big John]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

An eye for (I-4) an eye.

[kphoger]

To celebrate, I'd recommend going out to the local 7-ELEVEn and getting yourselves a free Slurpee!

I give up.  Which location is local to me in Wichita?

[kphoger]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

[1995hoo]

7-12-2026: Why is I-4 so dangerous?

The people who consider the number on the red, white, and blue shield to be the speed limit come into conflict with the people who consider the number on the sign that says "speed limit" to be the minimum allowable speed.

[kphoger]

13 JUL 2026

What two forum threads should be merged together, and why?

[CoreySamson]

We should merge "FritzOwl in one thread" with "Liquor."

[Max Rockatansky]

13 JUL 2026

What two forum threads should be merged together, and why?

Illinois is Flat and the first Key Bridge thread.

[interstatefan990]

Merge Minor Things that Bother You and Minor Things that Please You, and leave everyone to figure new entries out.

[NE2]

13 JUL 2026

What two forum threads should be merged together, and why?

This thread with highest classification of road you have urinated beside.

[kphoger]

Merge Minor Things that Bother You and Minor Things that Please You, and leave everyone to figure new entries out.

So far, this is the only answer that even comes close to answering the "why" part.

[PNWRoadgeek]

13 JUL 2026

What two forum threads should be merged together, and why?

"Alanland" and "Compilation: FritzOwl in one thread".

[I-57/Route 66 Fan]

13 JUL 2026

What two forum threads should be merged together, and why?

North Dakota and South Dakota, let's be honest, does their really need to be 2 Dakotas, lets merge the threads, like the states should IRL.