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kalvado

#450
July 21, 2026, 11:50:36 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 21, 2026, 11:49:05 AM
Quote from: kalvado on July 21, 2026, 11:47:40 AMWho controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

I give up.  Who?
Someone who is willing to take the dearest thing to many people over here - a PENNY?? And wait, next they may be coming after the DOLLAR BILL!

Scott5114

#451
July 21, 2026, 12:08:06 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 21, 2026, 11:49:05 AM
Quote from: kalvado on July 21, 2026, 11:47:40 AMWho controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

I give up.  Who?

I'm pretty sure Santa Claus controls the presents.
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kphoger

#452
July 21, 2026, 12:11:37 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 21, 2026, 12:08:06 PMI'm pretty sure Santa Claus controls the presents.

That's just what NASA wants you to believe.  The North Pole doesn't exist.  Something about the firmament.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

#453
July 21, 2026, 12:45:00 PM  
Okay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?  Is this something like the plot of It: Welcome to Derry with Santa not experiencing time in a forward linear fashion?  How does this involve the taking of all pennies?

vdeane

#454
July 21, 2026, 12:48:32 PM  
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 21, 2026, 12:45:00 PMOkay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?
How else does he deliver all the presents in one night?
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Max Rockatansky

#455
July 21, 2026, 12:51:35 PM  
Quote from: vdeane on July 21, 2026, 12:48:32 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 21, 2026, 12:45:00 PMOkay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?
How else does he deliver all the presents in one night?

I assumed some sort of relativity engine or wormholes were involved.  That doesn't example where the penny comes into play.

Big John

#456
July 21, 2026, 12:52:09 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 21, 2026, 11:49:05 AM
Quote from: kalvado on July 21, 2026, 11:47:40 AMWho controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

I give up.  Who?
The first baseman.

ClassicHasClass

#457
July 21, 2026, 01:18:32 PM  
Quote from: vdeane on July 21, 2026, 12:48:32 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 21, 2026, 12:45:00 PMOkay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?
How else does he deliver all the presents in one night?
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kphoger

#458
July 21, 2026, 01:54:17 PM  
Quote from: Big John on July 21, 2026, 12:52:09 PMThe first baseman.

What is the first baseman's name?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

NWI_Irish96

#459
July 21, 2026, 01:56:50 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 21, 2026, 01:54:17 PM
Quote from: Big John on July 21, 2026, 12:52:09 PMThe first baseman.

What is the first baseman's name?

No, what is the second baseman's name.
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kphoger

#460
July 21, 2026, 01:58:05 PM  
Quote from: NWI_Irish96 on July 21, 2026, 01:56:50 PMNo, what is the second baseman's name.

How Long.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

SSOWorld

#461
July 21, 2026, 09:11:52 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 21, 2026, 01:58:05 PM
Quote from: NWI_Irish96 on July 21, 2026, 01:56:50 PMNo, what is the second baseman's name.

How Long.
That's what she said.
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thenetwork

#462
Today at 06:22:58 AM  
Quote from: vdeane on July 21, 2026, 12:48:32 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on July 21, 2026, 12:45:00 PMOkay, what is all this business about Santa controlling the flow of time?
How else does he deliver all the presents in one night?

It's his magic dust.  A little for Santa, a little for his reindeer, a little more for Santa...

kphoger

#463
Today at 09:11:24 AM  
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

MikeTheActuary

#464
Today at 11:43:44 AM  
Quote from: thenetwork on Today at 06:22:58 AMIt's his magic dust.  A little for Santa, a little for his reindeer, a little more for Santa...

Wasn't that magic dust an ingredient in Coca-Cola many years ago?

Max Rockatansky

#465
Today at 11:48:09 AM  
Quote from: MikeTheActuary on Today at 11:43:44 AM
Quote from: thenetwork on Today at 06:22:58 AMIt's his magic dust.  A little for Santa, a little for his reindeer, a little more for Santa...

Wasn't that magic dust an ingredient in Coca-Cola many years ago?

Where do you think Coca Cola got the idea from?

kphoger

#466
Today at 11:56:05 AM  
And why do you think Santa Claus starred in so many Coca-Cola commercials over the years?

And how do you think he manages to get all the deliveries around the whole world done in a single night with no sleep?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Scott5114

#467
Today at 12:17:29 PM  
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kphoger

#468
Today at 12:43:02 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 09:11:24 AMHow Long is a Chinaman.
Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 12:17:29 PMAbout 67 inches.

It wasn't a question.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

MikeTheActuary

#469
Today at 02:01:11 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 12:43:02 PM
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 09:11:24 AMHow Long is a Chinaman.
Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 12:17:29 PMAbout 67 inches.

It wasn't a question.

I'd think that 67 inches is more of an exclamation than a question.

kphoger

#470
Today at 02:05:09 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 09:11:24 AMHow Long is a Chinaman.
Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 12:17:29 PMAbout 67 inches.
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 12:43:02 PMIt wasn't a question.
Quote from: MikeTheActuary on Today at 02:01:11 PMI'd think that 67 inches is more of an exclamation than a question.

No, I mean I'm not asking you.  I'm telling you.  How Long is a Chinaman.  And he plays second base.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Scott5114

#471
Today at 04:19:08 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 12:43:02 PM
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 09:11:24 AMHow Long is a Chinaman.
Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 12:17:29 PMAbout 67 inches.

It wasn't a question.

Of course it wasn't a question, I looked it up.
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MikeTheActuary

#472
Today at 04:19:36 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 02:05:09 PM
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 09:11:24 AMHow Long is a Chinaman.
Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 12:17:29 PMAbout 67 inches.
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 12:43:02 PMIt wasn't a question.
Quote from: MikeTheActuary on Today at 02:01:11 PMI'd think that 67 inches is more of an exclamation than a question.

No, I mean I'm not asking you.  I'm telling you.  How Long is a Chinaman.  And he plays second base.
And Who's on first.

kphoger

#473
Today at 04:56:19 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 04:19:08 PMOf course it wasn't a question, I looked it up.

I suspect you may have gotten the joke............
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.
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