Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[Mapmikey]

What country has the biggest highway system in the world?

Whatever country it is, it falls short of Alamo Territory, which has over 4 million miles in it.

[Scott5114]

What country has the biggest highway system in the world?

Alanland if you also count the highways that are not in Alanland.

Every highway in Alanland is multiplexed with every highway in Alanland, thus making the Alanland highway system twice as big as the Alanland highway system. Every highway in Alanland is also concurrent with every highway in Alanland, thus making the Alanland highway system thrice as big as the Alanland highway system.

These are recent changes done under the Dunes-Flamingo administration's doctrine of Itselfness, wherein Alanland annexed Alanland in order to make itself twice as powerful.

[NE2]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

[GaryV]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

2013, to vehicles: 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordie_Howe_Bridge_(Saskatoon)

[The_Ginger]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

April 39th, 2558 to flying cars.

[Scott5114]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

It opened to hot air in 2025.

[vdeane]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

June 14, 2024 to construction vehicles

[1995hoo]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

January 20, 2017, at noon, to all vehicles except the US presidential motorcade.

[TheCatalyst31]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

October 16, 1946, to Zambonis.

[Big John]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

2026, to American tanks.

[I-57/Route 66 Fan]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

5 Seconds Ago to riding lawn mowers.

[kphoger]

Every highway in Alanland is multiplexed with every highway in Alanland*, thus making the Alanland highway system twice as big as the Alanland highway system. Every highway in Alanland is also concurrent with every highway in Alanland*, thus making the Alanland highway system thrice as big as the Alanland highway system.

These are recent changes done under the Dunes-Flamingo administration's doctrine of Itselfness, wherein Alanland annexed Alanland in order to make itself twice as powerful.

* — With the exception of any highway in Alanland, in which case it is both multiplexed and concurrent with every highway in Alanland.

[kphoger]

July 25, 2026:
When did the Gordie Howe Bridge open, and to what mode of transportation?

Relax.  It opened in late Spring—or, more precisely, mid-to-late March.

[kphoger]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

[hotdogPi]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

When a Zipcar and another car merge (i.e. collide).

[Max Rockatansky]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

That's what happens when your junk gets snagged when you zip your pants too quickly.  The movie "There is something about Mary" demonstrated this danger rather graphically.

[1995hoo]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

It's when you're in your teens and you go camping with a member of the opposite sex and you find neither of you has a sleeping bag big enough to accommodate both of you, so you unzip the sides of both bags, zip them together to form a bigger bag, and then attempt to copulate.

[kphoger]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

On a multi-lane highway, it's when one lane is closed for construction, and everyone else moves over too early, but you stay in your lane to zip around them all before merging.

[I-57/Route 66 Fan]

When a car that looks like a giant zipper merges onto the interstate.

[kphoger]

a car that looks like a giant zipper

One that looks like the Zoe Zipper, but bigger?

[JayhawkCO]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

When you have braces and make out with another person with braces.

[kphoger]

It's when you're in your teens and you go camping with a member of the opposite sex and you find neither of you has a sleeping bag big enough to accommodate both of you, so you unzip the sides of both bags, zip them together to form a bigger bag, and ...

... you have braces and make out

Sounds like you two are on the same track...

[Big John]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

a game of chicken where 2 vehicles try to out zip each other in the merge.

[MikeTheActuary]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

It's the term that describes what mechanically happens when a zipper fastens together.

[formulanone]

27 JUL 2026

What is a "zipper merge"?

A zipper merge is when Bunny Day falls on the First Night of Vengeful God Skipping Specially-Marked Doorway Thresholds due to an intercalary user error during the setup of time zones in Nintendo's Animal Crossing: New Horizons. This can be remedied by avoiding the collection of too many frogs and locusts, steering clear of shellfish recipes, and not trading them to Timmy, Tommy, and C.J. during Saturdays. If this occurs, Tanabata will surely be invisible in a few months due to potentially inclement weather.