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hm insulators

July 16, 2015, 06:03:44 PM  
Either real ("Spitting beverages across the table at restaurants") or made up, like these:

Easy way to mix house paint: Duct-tape it to the wheels of your car

Your favorite style of hospital gown: Wide, Wider or Falling Off Completely

Why are orange trees green-colored?

Cleaning vinyl LPs with sandpaper: Fine or coarse grit?
Remember: If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

I'd rather be a child of the road than a son of a ditch.


At what age do you tell a highway that it's been adopted?

SignGeek101

#1
July 16, 2015, 06:14:00 PM  
Maybe this one?

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=15937.msg2077157#msg2077157

Doesn't it have to be this forum?

vtk

#2
July 16, 2015, 11:06:29 PM  
San Fransokyo Tollway
...though I guess what's funny is not so much the title as the content...
Wait, it's all Ohio? Always has been.

Molandfreak

#3
July 17, 2015, 12:00:27 AM  
The Seattle Screwjob.
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on December 05, 2023, 08:24:57 PMAASHTO attributes 28.5% of highway inventory shrink to bad road fan social media posts.

noelbotevera

#4
July 17, 2015, 07:06:15 AM  
Quote from: vtk on July 16, 2015, 11:06:29 PM
San Fransokyo Tollway
...though I guess what's funny is not so much the title as the content...
No, it looks like somebody had mangled up two random syllables to make up "Fransokyo".
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

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SSOWorld

#5
July 17, 2015, 08:19:07 AM  
The Expendables raid NYC to find rogue politicians
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

english si

#6
July 17, 2015, 08:37:16 AM  
Quote from: noelbotevera on July 17, 2015, 07:06:15 AMNo, it looks like somebody had mangled up two random syllables to make up "Fransokyo".
As explained in the thread, it's the city in Big Hero 6. It is basically San Francisco if it was in Japan (so more high rise, pagoda shapes on the Golden Gate Bridge, lots of freeways).

noelbotevera

#7
July 17, 2015, 08:38:42 AM  
Quote from: english si on July 17, 2015, 08:37:16 AM
Quote from: noelbotevera on July 17, 2015, 07:06:15 AMNo, it looks like somebody had mangled up two random syllables to make up "Fransokyo".
As explained in the thread, it's the city in Big Hero 6. It is basically San Francisco if it was in Japan (so more high rise, pagoda shapes on the Golden Gate Bridge, lots of freeways).
I know that, but, well, actually I have nothing else to say.



why is this text here
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

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noelbotevera

#8
July 17, 2015, 08:41:56 AM  
Quote from: national highway 1 on July 17, 2015, 08:40:09 AM
'FritzOwl Interstate Plan approved by Congress'
Wrong thread, buddy.

old ILLinois signs
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

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hotdogPi

#9
July 17, 2015, 08:42:23 AM  
Quote from: english si on July 17, 2015, 08:37:16 AM
Quote from: noelbotevera on July 17, 2015, 07:06:15 AMNo, it looks like somebody had mangled up two random syllables to make up "Fransokyo".
As explained in the thread, it's the city in Big Hero 6. It is basically San Francisco if it was in Japan (so more high rise, pagoda shapes on the Golden Gate Bridge, lots of freeways).

And it's misspelled (the thread is San "Fransoyko").
Clinched

Traveled, plus
US 13, 50
MA 22, 35, 40, 53, 79, 107, 109, 126, 138, 141, 159
NH 27, 78, 111A(E); CA 90; NY 366; GA 42, 140; FL A1A, 7; CT 32, 320; VT 2A, 5A; PA 3, 51, 60, WA 202; QC 162, 165, 263; 🇬🇧A100, A3211, A3213, A3215, A4222; 🇫🇷95 D316

Lowest untraveled: 36

iBallasticwolf2

#10
July 17, 2015, 08:49:38 AM  
"Lexington Multiplexington"

:wow: :wow:


That doesn't make sense.
Only two things are infinite in this world, stupidity, and I-75 construction

jeffandnicole

#11
July 17, 2015, 09:29:08 AM  
Four Ways and other transportation terms that bring up pages of porn when Googled.

Brandon

#12
July 17, 2015, 09:48:31 AM  
"Alanland".  Beat that.
"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention." - Ramsay Bolton, "Game of Thrones"

"Symbolic of his struggle against reality." - Reg, "Monty Python's Life of Brian"

SSOWorld

#13
July 17, 2015, 09:55:13 AM  
Quote from: Brandon on July 17, 2015, 09:48:31 AM
"Alanland".  Beat that.
"Announcement: All posts mentioning Alanland will be automatically Deleted" :awesomeface:
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

Roadrunner75

#14
July 17, 2015, 10:49:46 AM  

CNGL-Leudimin

#15
July 18, 2015, 07:34:52 AM  
'Food prices in your country' (Which looks more like 'Food prices in Brazil', this is real).
Supporter of the construction of several running gags, including I-366 with a speed limit of 85 mph (137 km/h) and the Hypotenuse.

Please note that I may mention "invalid" FM channels, i.e. ending in an even number or down to 87.5. These are valid in Europe.

hotdogPi

#16
July 18, 2015, 08:11:07 AM  
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on July 18, 2015, 07:34:52 AM
('Food prices in Brazil', this is real).

In Brazil, an apple or a banana might be R$0.50, or 0.50 real. That doesn't mean it's half fake, though.
Clinched

Traveled, plus
US 13, 50
MA 22, 35, 40, 53, 79, 107, 109, 126, 138, 141, 159
NH 27, 78, 111A(E); CA 90; NY 366; GA 42, 140; FL A1A, 7; CT 32, 320; VT 2A, 5A; PA 3, 51, 60, WA 202; QC 162, 165, 263; 🇬🇧A100, A3211, A3213, A3215, A4222; 🇫🇷95 D316

Lowest untraveled: 36

Takumi

#17
July 18, 2015, 10:49:37 AM  
Highpointing
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

vtk

#18
July 18, 2015, 06:13:37 PM  
Are freeways a complete failure in terms of safety and reliablilty?
Wait, it's all Ohio? Always has been.

Scott5114

#19
July 18, 2015, 10:20:59 PM  
Quote from: SSOWorld on July 17, 2015, 09:55:13 AM
Quote from: Brandon on July 17, 2015, 09:48:31 AM
"Alanland".  Beat that.
"Announcement: All posts mentioning Alanland will be automatically Deleted" :awesomeface:
Does that mean I can delete your post?
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

SSOWorld

#20
July 19, 2015, 10:42:16 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 18, 2015, 10:20:59 PM
Quote from: SSOWorld on July 17, 2015, 09:55:13 AM
Quote from: Brandon on July 17, 2015, 09:48:31 AM
"Alanland".  Beat that.
"Announcement: All posts mentioning Alanland will be automatically Deleted" :awesomeface:
Does that mean I can delete your post?
It is only logical :sombrero:
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

freebrickproductions

#21
July 21, 2015, 12:35:22 PM  
Quote from: SSOWorld on July 19, 2015, 10:42:16 AM
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 18, 2015, 10:20:59 PM
Quote from: SSOWorld on July 17, 2015, 09:55:13 AM
Quote from: Brandon on July 17, 2015, 09:48:31 AM
"Alanland".  Beat that.
"Announcement: All posts mentioning Alanland will be automatically Deleted" :awesomeface:
Does that mean I can delete your post?
It is only logical :sombrero:
Wouldn't this mean that every single one of these posts that quotes either of the first two posts and/or my post be deleted? I mean, they all have the word "Alanland" in them. :bigass:
It's all fun & games until someone summons Cthulhu and brings about the end of the world.

I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

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ET21

#22
July 21, 2015, 12:49:17 PM  
Quote from: noelbotevera on July 17, 2015, 08:41:56 AM
Quote from: national highway 1 on July 17, 2015, 08:40:09 AM
'FritzOwl Interstate Plan approved by Congress'
Wrong thread, buddy.

old ILLinois signs

With the emphasis on the ILL
The local weatherman, trust me I can be 99.9% right!
"Show where you're going, without forgetting where you're from"

Clinched:
IL: I-88, I-180, I-190, I-290, I-294, I-355, IL-390
IN: I-80, I-94
SD: I-190
WI: I-90
MI: I-94, I-196
MN: I-90

noelbotevera

#23
July 21, 2015, 01:29:51 PM  
Quote from: ET21 on July 21, 2015, 12:49:17 PM
Quote from: noelbotevera on July 17, 2015, 08:41:56 AM
Quote from: national highway 1 on July 17, 2015, 08:40:09 AM
'FritzOwl Interstate Plan approved by Congress'
Wrong thread, buddy.

old ILLinois signs

With the emphasis on the ILL
Yep, it was quite literally typed like that. Guess he wants us to be ill??
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

(Recently hacked. A human operates this account now!)

iBallasticwolf2

#24
July 21, 2015, 01:49:09 PM  
Quote from: noelbotevera on July 21, 2015, 01:29:51 PM
Quote from: ET21 on July 21, 2015, 12:49:17 PM
Quote from: noelbotevera on July 17, 2015, 08:41:56 AM
Quote from: national highway 1 on July 17, 2015, 08:40:09 AM
'FritzOwl Interstate Plan approved by Congress'
Wrong thread, buddy.

old ILLinois signs

With the emphasis on the ILL
Yep, it was quite literally typed like that. Guess he wants us to be ill??
It is possible that he is a kid. I've heard that children when playing video games don't care about grammar simply because they want to have fun. It might be similar on Forums.
Only two things are infinite in this world, stupidity, and I-75 construction
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