The universe according to MMM

[Max Rockatansky]

Meanwhile let's have a pad for UFOs to land so maybe they can land too and possible assist the workers and using far out lasers to repair even faster.

UFOs wouldn't choose a terrain like the Rockies to land on LOL. They would likely choose a more Spacecraft suitable site, like the salt flats, fields in the Midwest, eastern Long Island, Texas Plains, New Jersey/Pennsylvania...etc. The odds are astronomically more likely of a runaway truck situation happening at any given time, than a UFO landing in the US.

Question, do you say things like LOL and LMAO in regular in-person conversation?

[abefroman329]

Nope, disgusting. And I don't know what pleasure the girl gets from that either.

And you don't have to know what pleasure the woman is getting.  The only thing you need to know is that she's getting it.

[kkt]

🍿

[Max Rockatansky]

Meanwhile let's have a pad for UFOs to land so maybe they can land too and possible assist the workers and using far out lasers to repair even faster.

UFOs wouldn't choose a terrain like the Rockies to land on LOL. They would likely choose a more Spacecraft suitable site, like the salt flats, fields in the Midwest, eastern Long Island, Texas Plains, New Jersey/Pennsylvania...etc. The odds are astronomically more likely of a runaway truck situation happening at any given time, than a UFO landing in the US.

Question, do you say things like LOL and LMAO in regular in-person conversation?

WTF how would that make any sense SMH

You seem to like to throw acronyms into the middle of typed sentences.  Stands to reason you might actually say them in actual conversation also. 

[kkt]

Read about the bonobos, before you start generalizing about "any animals"

Most animals mate only when it's their reproductive season but there are also quite a few (besides humans and bonobos) who mate at all seasons to form or reinforce pair bonds.

[Max Rockatansky]

Meanwhile let's have a pad for UFOs to land so maybe they can land too and possible assist the workers and using far out lasers to repair even faster.

UFOs wouldn't choose a terrain like the Rockies to land on LOL. They would likely choose a more Spacecraft suitable site, like the salt flats, fields in the Midwest, eastern Long Island, Texas Plains, New Jersey/Pennsylvania...etc. The odds are astronomically more likely of a runaway truck situation happening at any given time, than a UFO landing in the US.

Question, do you say things like LOL and LMAO in regular in-person conversation?

WTF how would that make any sense SMH

You seem to like to throw acronyms into the middle of typed sentences.  Stands to reason you might actually say them in actual conversation also.

TBH I may have pronounced "LOL" once or twice, but I don't think I've ever really used them in speech, idk. Y R U so obsessed with that? That's just weird IMO.

Oh and this is coming from the guy who constantly refers to me as MMM.   
ROTFL.

MDM it is then.

[abefroman329]

Read about the bonobos, before you start generalizing about "any animals"

Most animals mate only when it's their reproductive season but there are also quite a few (besides humans and bonobos) who mate at all seasons to form or reinforce pair bonds.

Not that way!

And any that do obviously picked up on that behavior from humans (zookeepers..etc)

...zookeepers slap uglies in front of the animals?  Nah, this is observed in the wild as well.

Another mammal that mates for pleasure: The dolphin.

[abefroman329]

I ain't ever trying that.

I once had a conversation similar to this with a friend of mine, at another mutual friend's bachelor party:

Him: I don't like [performing cunnilingus]
Me: Why not?
Him: Well, I've never tried it
Me: Then how do you know you don't like it?

(The clergyman seated at the table said "Yeah!" to my response, go clergyman)

Not only does it serve no reproductive purpose, but who wants to taste it?

I think it was Takumi who mentioned it, but I know there was another boarder who said that they would say things like this when they were a virgin, and so did I. 

[Max Rockatansky]

New thread idea?

"MDM critiques animal libido"

[kkt]

Read about the bonobos, before you start generalizing about "any animals"

Most animals mate only when it's their reproductive season but there are also quite a few (besides humans and bonobos) who mate at all seasons to form or reinforce pair bonds.

Not that way!

And any that do obviously picked up on that behavior from humans (zookeepers..etc)

Don't be silly.  As pointed out, zookeepers are, you know, working while they are at work, and save their sex lives for at home.  And there's truly amazing variety among wild animals in their sex practices, without benefit of seeing any humans.

[Max Rockatansky]

I ain't ever trying that.

I once had a conversation similar to this with a friend of mine, at another mutual friend's bachelor party:

Him: I don't like [performing cunnilingus]
Me: Why not?
Him: Well, I've never tried it
Me: Then how do you know you don't like it?

(The clergyman seated at the table said "Yeah!" to my response, go clergyman)

Not only does it serve no reproductive purpose, but who wants to taste it?

I think it was Takumi who mentioned it, but I know there was another boarder who said that they would say things like this when they were a virgin, and so did I.

As I said, refraining from sexual stimulation has improved my mental health. But even if I were a total sex addict I don't think I would be into the oral/anal crap.

Can't get someone knocked up from oral or anal.  I seem to recall you saying that was a big concern you had.

[Max Rockatansky]

Still ain't as pleasurable. Not to mention the risk is still non-zero, like if you shoot out your load forcefully enough that is goes through to the other side, or it drips/bounces around and end up in the correct hole, or you get so caught up in the moment that you both roll over to missionary..etc, why take that chance, when a joyride in your car is a sufficient substitute to any sex.

I mean, how can you possibly know that without trying?  You have a habit of saying you don't like things I you've never tried.  And the pregnancy risk you cite basically is not something that happens in reality.  A girl would literally need to expel the ejaculate and physically place it in her vagina.  The scenario you is so exacting that it's silly. 

[Max Rockatansky]

Here is a challenge for you:

-  Cite one documented example of a woman who has had oral or anal sex who then deliberately inserted the semen into her vagina and gotten pregnant from it.  Double points if you find an instance if this was done with an explicit admission by said woman to milk a man for child support.  Triple points if this was someone under the age of 18 who lied about their age. 

[abefroman329]

I ain't ever trying that.

I once had a conversation similar to this with a friend of mine, at another mutual friend's bachelor party:

Him: I don't like [performing cunnilingus]
Me: Why not?
Him: Well, I've never tried it
Me: Then how do you know you don't like it?

(The clergyman seated at the table said "Yeah!" to my response, go clergyman)

Not only does it serve no reproductive purpose, but who wants to taste it?

I think it was Takumi who mentioned it, but I know there was another boarder who said that they would say things like this when they were a virgin, and so did I.

As I said, refraining from sexual stimulation has improved my mental health. But even if I were a total sex addict I don't think I would be into the oral/anal crap.

If only there was a middle ground between celibacy and total sex addiction...

[triplemultiplex]

Pretty sure I know where TripleM got his idea for the runaway truck helicopters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGIb91Mi2w

[roadman65]

Meanwhile let's have a pad for UFOs to land so maybe they can land too and possible assist the workers and using far out lasers to repair even faster.

UFOs wouldn't choose a terrain like the Rockies to land on LOL. They would likely choose a more Spacecraft suitable site, like the salt flats, fields in the Midwest, eastern Long Island, Texas Plains, New Jersey/Pennsylvania...etc. The odds are astronomically more likely of a runaway truck situation happening at any given time, than a UFO landing in the US.

Of course you have spoken with these aliens already. So you said.

[kkt]

Pretty sure I know where TripleM got his idea for the runaway truck helicopters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGIb91Mi2w

Ta-da!  Proof that it works! 

[Scott5114]

Running theme of this thread: MMM has never (had sex, driven in Colorado, piloted an airplane, been to space) so he has to make up a fictional version of what he imagines it must be like in order to have something to have strong opinions about.

[Takumi]

I ain't ever trying that.

I once had a conversation similar to this with a friend of mine, at another mutual friend's bachelor party:

Him: I don't like [performing cunnilingus]
Me: Why not?
Him: Well, I've never tried it
Me: Then how do you know you don't like it?

(The clergyman seated at the table said "Yeah!" to my response, go clergyman)

Not only does it serve no reproductive purpose, but who wants to taste it?

I think it was Takumi who mentioned it, but I know there was another boarder who said that they would say things like this when they were a virgin, and so did I. 

I don't think I was anywhere as, uh, adamant about that as MMM is, but when I was a virgin I didn't think I'd enjoy going down on a woman as much as I do. In general, without getting too graphic, what you think sexual functions are going to feel like before you perform them typically isn't how they actually end up feeling. (That said, my fiancée and I have agreed that butt stuff doesn't sound appealing.)

[Scott5114]

I don't think I was anywhere as, uh, adamant about that as MMM is, but when I was a virgin I didn't think I'd enjoy going down on a woman as much as I do. In general, without getting too graphic, what you think sexual functions are going to feel like before you perform them typically isn't how they actually end up feeling. (That said, my fiancée and I have agreed that butt stuff doesn't sound appealing.)

I don't think virgins tend to instinctively know how emotionally rewarding providing pleasure to the other partner is, and thus cannot fathom why they would want to do that (and of course then cannot fathom why someone would want to do that to them). Personally, at times, I find it to be more enjoyable to give than to receive.

[Scott5114]

The risks of you bringing joy to another human being?

[Takumi]

I also have a feeling not many people have tried abstaining long enough to see how rapidly mental health, sleep, and mood improve.

I actually did, when I was your age. Those things are all better since I stopped abstaining.

I don't think virgins tend to instinctively know how emotionally rewarding providing pleasure to the other partner is, and thus cannot fathom why they would want to do that (and of course then cannot fathom why someone would want to do that to them). Personally, at times, I find it to be more enjoyable to give than to receive.

Agreed on both counts, though there's a subset of virgins that think pleasure is a one-way street (and no, I am not calling anyone in this thread that).

[Ketchup99]

what the fuck

[Max Rockatansky]

My life has been better in every single way when I learned to stop being afraid of literally everything.  I had diagnosed anxiety and depression before I was an adult.  There is no amount of medication that I found that would fix either of those problems. What subjectively worked for me was letting go of my irrational fears and not letting them dictate how I live. 

So much of what is being said in this thread appears to be irrational fear apparently dictating how someone lives their life.  To me looking in from the outside and knowing what I experienced when I was young it sure seems like a horrible way to live.  Then again, everyone is different and may/may not be able to find a way to manage their fears/anxiety. 

[Roadgeek Adam]

Just risks of ruining my life with Pregnancy/false rape allegations/performance distress (from anxiety medication) and the fact that I feel better overall the less testosterone is flowing through my system.

Testosterone blockers do exist if this is a concern you have.

Also, your concern on performance distress because of anxiety meds. You ain't alone. I have it.