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1995hoo

#2500
January 12, 2026, 07:43:58 AM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

A stool sample.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

PColumbus73

#2501
January 12, 2026, 07:50:30 AM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

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Mapmikey

#2502
January 12, 2026, 08:50:13 AM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Toll House cookies. Note that some booths are unstaffed, so be sure to have the ones with chips in them...

xonhulu

#2503
January 12, 2026, 09:12:04 AM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

"There's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?"

Max Rockatansky

#2504
January 12, 2026, 10:10:51 AM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Your finest rusty spoon.

kphoger

#2505
January 12, 2026, 10:22:49 AM  
Quote from: ModernDayWarrior on January 11, 2026, 03:08:26 PM1/11/2026

Who should the main highway through your hometown be named for?

Dennis Rader.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

#2506
January 12, 2026, 10:25:48 AM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

any Bear personnel, say Mike Ditka
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

vdeane

#2507
January 12, 2026, 12:42:42 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?
Your soul
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kphoger

#2508
January 12, 2026, 12:56:56 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Beaver pelts
Bitcoin
Bearer bonds
Cigarettes
Crude oil
Dave & Buster's tokens
Get Out of Jail Free cards
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

TheCatalyst31

#2509
January 12, 2026, 01:55:30 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?
Your post count on this forum is reduced by 10. If you don't have 10 posts to spare, better write some fast.

NE2

#2510
January 12, 2026, 02:14:56 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?
Gas, grass, or ass.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

ModernDayWarrior

#2511
January 12, 2026, 02:26:36 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Corporal punishment.

"No EZ-Pass? That's a paddlin'."

pderocco

#2512
January 12, 2026, 02:57:36 PM  
Quote from: Mapmikey on January 09, 2026, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: kphoger on January 09, 2026, 10:25:13 AM09 JAN 2026

What does this Icelandic road sign mean?



4-laned clover ahead
1080-degree right turn ahead.

CoreySamson

#2513
January 12, 2026, 04:54:56 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Olive Garden breadsticks.
Buc-ee's and QuikTrip fanboy. Clincher of 35 FM roads. Proponent of the TX U-turn. BA, BibLit (NT), ORU '26.

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LilianaUwU

#2514
January 12, 2026, 05:19:19 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

haha, well, y'know...

😳
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
—Mr. Thwomp

My pronouns are she/her, no matter what you think about that.

kphoger

#2515
January 12, 2026, 05:38:34 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Nine dead, twenty injured, four missing, and more than a hundred displaced.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kurumi

#2516
January 12, 2026, 07:16:33 PM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Taking the sign literally: https://www.illustrationhistory.org/illustrations/pay-toll-fifty-feet
My first SF/horror short story collection is available: "Young Man, Open Your Winter Eye"

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TheCatalyst31

#2517
January 12, 2026, 10:52:04 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on January 12, 2026, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Nine dead, twenty injured, four missing, and more than a hundred displaced.
The Illinois Tollway has a history of that sort of thing.

Scott5114

#2518
January 13, 2026, 06:48:56 AM  
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Anything listed in the "things in middle of roundabout" thread.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

kphoger

#2519
January 13, 2026, 09:07:17 AM  
Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on January 12, 2026, 10:52:04 PM
Quote from: kphoger on January 12, 2026, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: hotdogPi on January 12, 2026, 05:34:44 AM1/12/2026

Let's say there's a toll road somewhere that requires something other than money. What would the toll be?

Nine dead, twenty injured, four missing, and more than a hundred displaced.

The Illinois Tollway has a history of that sort of thing.

That article is pure gold!
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

#2520
January 13, 2026, 09:14:54 AM  
13 JAN 2026

Where should we have a roadmeet, and who should host it?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

hotdogPi

#2521
January 13, 2026, 09:16:38 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on January 13, 2026, 09:14:54 AM13 JAN 2026

Where should we have a roadmeet, and who should host it?

Inside the Pentagon, hosted by the Department of Peace War Defense.
Clinched

Traveled, plus
US 13, 50, the routes below, and several state routes

New clinched: I-283

New traveled (from Harrisburg road meet):
I-76(E), 83
US 15, 322, 422
PA 39, 230, 441, 443, 743, 849
NJ 38

Lowest untraveled: 36

PColumbus73

#2522
January 13, 2026, 09:20:15 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on January 13, 2026, 09:14:54 AM13 JAN 2026

Where should we have a roadmeet, and who should host it?

Fort Armistead Park, hosted by Flipper

Big John

#2523
January 13, 2026, 09:23:28 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on January 13, 2026, 09:14:54 AM13 JAN 2026

Where should we have a roadmeet, and who should host it?
North Korea, hosted by Secretary Hegseth.

1995hoo

#2524
January 13, 2026, 09:24:42 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on January 13, 2026, 09:14:54 AM13 JAN 2026

Where should we have a roadmeet, and who should host it?

Either Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower, hosted by LilianaUwU and NE2.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.
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