Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[1995hoo]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Arrange for Singaporeans to knock it down and clear the channel.

[thspfc]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Have one ship run into the bridge, ""on accident"". Problem solved for the 4.5 years it takes to rebuild. Rinse and repeat.

[kphoger]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Rename the bridge.

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Move the Port of Baltimore to Riviera Beach.

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Have the USAF "accidentally" drop a nuke on it.

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Build a tunnel instead.

[xonhulu]

Magnets.

[Mapmikey]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Built a set of inbound and outbound locks a couple miles long that forces ships to a specific lane under the bridge.

[PNWRoadgeek]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

By doing nothing, it's not a big issue, heck, we don't even care about it right now. What we do care about is building a bunch of tiny replicas and maybe stitching them together throughout the old bridge.

[kkt]

Send to the Suez Canal Authority for a pilot.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Send to the Suez Canal Authority for a pilot.

That's not a good idea, why? Because the Suez Canal is nowhere near the bridge!

[TheCatalyst31]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Replace the bridge with a pair of trebuchets that launch vehicles across the river.

[PNWRoadgeek]

8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?

[hotdogPi]

Hamer, SC, with the intent of building straight through and destroying South of the Border so that we can stop seeing those billboards.

[Big John]

Madison WI, so we can see more protests.

[GaryV]

8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?

Madison WI, so we can see more protests.

Ann Arbor says hello. Can't even add a lane, let alone new freeways.

[formulanone]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

If you let two people call out random ship coordinates, one at a time, there should be no bridge collisions.

[Mav94]

8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?

Chicago, because there are still a few cities in the Midwest that aren't directly connected to the Loop.

[TheCatalyst31]

8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?

Limon, CO, the most important city on the Interstate Highway System.

[1995hoo]

8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?

The Vatican, for the challenge of numbering exits.

[Scott5114]

8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?

Goldfield, Nevada, because I think this is needed.

[I-55]

8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?

Louisville, more freeway, less city.

Me, I'd like to see a zillion-lane freeway completely obliterate everything inside the Watterson. 

[kphoger]

because I think this is needed.

Perfect.

[PNWRoadgeek]

8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?

Louisville, more freeway, less city.

Me, I'd like to see a zillion-lane freeway completely obliterate everything inside the Watterson. 

What does that guy have against Louisville, sheesh, it's even his profile picture!

[NE2]

It's Hibby.

[PNWRoadgeek]

It's Hibby.

What do you mean?

[Max Rockatansky]

It's Hibby.

What do you mean?

Isn't he a UK fan and by proxy doesn't care for Louisville?

[Scott5114]

It's Hibby.

And why do you think we should add more freeways to Hibby?