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[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread?

Because Mary Hannah told me to make that thread... Mr. Krabs did not tell me to do anything xD

But yet you have yet to explain who Mary Hannah is.  Talk about shifting the blame if you are going to throw her under the bus and not expound on why she is to blame for your crappy spam posts. 

Also, how did Mr. Krabs and Squidward get involved in all this?

Mary Hannah is an East Carolina University graduate.

And I included them because you said "1. Don't talk about Mary Hannah. 2. Don't talk about Mary Hannah!".

That was sarcastic riff on Fight Club (which I'm assuming you've never seen nor read) since you refuse to explain who Mary Hannah is why she holds so much sway over what you post.  Is Mary Hannah telling you to keep spam posting now?

NO

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What? All right.

TMI bro. That could get you banned.

First rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah.  Second rule about AAroads; don't talk about Mary Hannah!

Yes. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyVX6H4bGw

Why did you post a video of Mr. Krabs accusing Squidward of theft?  What did Squidward steal?  Who did Squidward steal it from?  How much was the stolen article valued?  Are criminal charges being filed against Squidward?

Because he said "You stole it!" 3 times in a row.

And how does a nameless theft from Mr. Krabs translate into you being told by a shadowy overlord to post the "peekaboo"  thread?

Because Mary Hannah told me to make that thread... Mr. Krabs did not tell me to do anything xD

But yet you have yet to explain who Mary Hannah is.  Talk about shifting the blame if you are going to throw her under the bus and not expound on why she is to blame for your crappy spam posts. 

Also, how did Mr. Krabs and Squidward get involved in all this?

Mary Hannah is an East Carolina University graduate.

And I included them because you said "1. Don't talk about Mary Hannah. 2. Don't talk about Mary Hannah!".

The longer the quote...

I don't want this to turn into another old Roadgeekteen thread.

[Max Rockatansky]

You could just stop posting flaming garbage and log off for awhile?  Bottom line is you're the one who started a bunch of nonsense threads lately.  Blaming a external party isn't accepting responsibility for your actions.

DAMN!  Double Goat Quote Pyramid tonight. 

[Takumi]

Invariably any discussion about race is about politics.

Bullshit.  Cultural anthropologists talk about race all the time without getting political about it.

Cultural anthropologists know a lot more about the topic of race than your average forum poster does, so they have a lot to discuss about it besides the political.

But I bring up a race and there's crickets chirping.

Yeah, you beat me to the other definition of race there.

[tolbs17]

You could just stop posting flaming garbage and log off for awhile?  Bottom line is you're the one who started a bunch of nonsense threads lately.  Blaming a external party isn't accepting responsibility for your actions.

DAMN!  Double Goat Quote Pyramid tonight.

Good idea.

[renegade]

There's been a certain .... element that has been much more than dominating of late.  It's rather off-putting.

[JoePCool14]

Here's something funny, I think it fits here: tolbs has made 87 posts today alone. He is the textbook example of quantity over quality.

[SkyPesos]

unpinned finally...

[Roadgeekteen]

Here's something funny, I think it fits here: tolbs has made 87 posts today alone. He is the textbook example of quantity over quality.

I did once posted like 130 posts in one day, but half of it was in the Angelo thread.

[SkyPesos]

Here's something funny, I think it fits here: tolbs has made 87 posts today alone. He is the textbook example of quantity over quality.

On another forum I participate in, if you post that much a day without any effort in the posts, you can get accused of or even punished for "spamming"  or "postfarming" .

[Hot Rod Hootenanny]

DAMN!  Double Goat Quote Pyramid tonight. 

Anyway we can get the tech team to make hierarchical threads look 3-D?

[formulanone]

There's been a certain .... element that has been much more than dominating of late.  It's rather off-putting.

Nah, it's definitely more of a compound. The problem is they keep bonding with a steady flow of attention. If the attention is diverted and/or ignored, the compound breaks down.

[Roadgeekteen]

Here's something funny, I think it fits here: tolbs has made 87 posts today alone. He is the textbook example of quantity over quality.

On another forum I participate in, if you post that much a day without any effort in the posts, you can get accused of or even punished for "spamming"  or "postfarming" .

We do seem to be quite relaxed about this, but don't do it too much.

[thspfc]

Here's something funny, I think it fits here: tolbs has made 87 posts today alone. He is the textbook example of quantity over quality.

RGT: "Are you challenging me?"

[Roadgeekteen]

Here's something funny, I think it fits here: tolbs has made 87 posts today alone. He is the textbook example of quantity over quality.

RGT: "Are you challenging me?"

I don't post that many times a day anymore.

[vdeane]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What if a Nigerian prince urgently needs information about your bank account so they can transfer money through it out of the country?

[tolbs17]

If (just picking a name) Hassan Rouhani told you to create a thread revealing your credit card number and social security number, would you do so?

No way.

Then why for Mary Hannah or whatever her name was?

He's asking if I should show my credit number and social security number. Did Mary Hannah tell me to do any of that? NO. And I'm not going to even if she (or anyone else) asks or tells me to do that.

What if a Nigerian prince urgently needs information about your bank account so they can transfer money through it out of the country?

I would RUN!

[renegade]

There's been a certain .... element that has been much more than dominating of late.  It's rather off-putting.

Nah, it's definitely more of a compound. The problem is they keep bonding with a steady flow of attention. If the attention is diverted and/or ignored, the compound breaks down.

Well, it's almost as if some sort of takeover is happening.  Maybe a post-count race.  I thought that was discouraged here.

Trying really hard not to use words like "shitposting" around here, but there seems to be a lot of it, and it's mostly from just one person.  Just sayin'.

[Max Rockatansky]

There's been a certain .... element that has been much more than dominating of late.  It's rather off-putting.

Nah, it's definitely more of a compound. The problem is they keep bonding with a steady flow of attention. If the attention is diverted and/or ignored, the compound breaks down.

Well, it's almost as if some sort of takeover is happening.  Maybe a post-count race.  I thought that was discouraged here.

Trying really hard not to use words like "shitposting" around here, but there seems to be a lot of it, and it's mostly from just one person.  Just sayin'.

And all of it seemingly to impress a girl. 

[Brandon]

You could just stop posting flaming garbage and log off for awhile?  Bottom line is you're the one who started a bunch of nonsense threads lately.  Blaming a external party isn't accepting responsibility for your actions.

DAMN!  Double Goat Quote Pyramid tonight. 

Nice.  I guess we have a sacrifice for the Grand Unified Alan.

[ozarkman417]

I've been on "expressway" for nearly a year now, meanwhile tolbs speedran the "turnpike" rank, making 1.5k posts in about 4 months, if I did all the math right.

[Brandon]

I've been on "expressway" for nearly a year now, meanwhile tolbs speedran the "turnpike" rank, making 1.5k posts in about 4 months, if I did all the math right.

He's got diarrhea of the keyboard.

[Roadgeekteen]

I've been on "expressway" for nearly a year now, meanwhile tolbs speedran the "turnpike" rank, making 1.5k posts in about 4 months, if I did all the math right.

His posts per day average is still not super high, I "speedrun" from 6K posts to over 10K in about 3 or so months.

[tolbs17]

I've been on "expressway" for nearly a year now, meanwhile tolbs speedran the "turnpike" rank, making 1.5k posts in about 4 months, if I did all the math right.

His posts per day average is still not super high, I "speedrun" from 6K posts to over 10K in about 3 or so months.

See Alps' posts per day.

[Max Rockatansky]

I don't know if you two realize but a huge percentage of what you guys post about are one sentence replies to stuff like this thread. 

[hotdogPi]

I've been on "expressway" for nearly a year now, meanwhile tolbs speedran the "turnpike" rank, making 1.5k posts in about 4 months, if I did all the math right.

His posts per day average is still not super high, I "speedrun" from 6K posts to over 10K in about 3 or so months.

See Alps' posts per day.

See Alps' join date. It used to be in the future.