Your Favorite Forum Quotes

[webny99]

Over-the-counter cold medications that first require age verification as though I'm purchasing a fifth of Jägermeister, and then are hermetically sealed so as to require a blowtorch and a Swiss Army knife to be able to open the bottle.  Now, in addition to the cold medication, I need two Excedrin and a tranquilizer.

Wow. 

[Rothman]

"If you've ever had to cancel a meet, you're dead meat."

It does have a certain ring to it...like Hot Eats, Cool Treats...

[thspfc]

Your subconscious minds likely crave my new interstate highway grid.

Let me go back to my most realistic, feasible, and needed aviation idea: The helicopter assistance for runaway trucks.

*[paragraph break for effect]*

A military grade helicopter capable of moving at 300 mph

areas where kids could play with small electromagnets

[freebrickproductions]

...(Linux was famously created simply because it was winter in Finland and Linus Torvalds wanted to learn how the 386 processor worked; I guess renumbering American highways and creating spurious calendars to pass the time never occurred to him)...

[formulanone]

...(Linux was famously created simply because it was winter in Finland and Linus Torvalds wanted to learn how the 386 processor worked; I guess renumbering American highways and creating spurious calendars to pass the time never occurred to him)...

Not gonna lie, that flew under my radar the first time...

[kphoger]

I'm glad it ended when it did.  I was struggling to understand my own counter-troll calendar system.

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Well, definitely not celebrating Gemerton's Day like that crazy Finn insisted we should do. I'm not pushing my own Pearson Sunday after all (Dravet Day is a different thing, since I just adopted an already established commemoration).

[Max Rockatansky]

Gemerton sounds like the name of a Kaiju. 

[Scott5114]

Gemerton sounds like the name of a Kaiju. 

I thought it sounded like the name of a town in Idaho. But he already had one fake town, and I didn't see reason to give him another.

[freebrickproductions]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the nerd alert. 

What, this one?

[vdeane]

I can't get to #2 before successfully doing #1.

[Max Rockatansky]

I can't get to #2 before successfully doing #1.

You can if you got to #2 bad enough.

[webny99]

Gemerton sounds like the name of a Kaiju. 

I thought it sounded like the name of a town in Idaho.

This is wildly off subject, but the opening line of Post Malone's track Right About You reads:
"Would you still love me if we were down bad and out a home?"

But each time I hear it, I'm more certain it sounds exactly like:
"Would you still love me if we were down bad in Idaho?"

...and each time I find myself rather bemused at that possibility.  

[Takumi]

The website crashing for hours on end is very annoying

There are lots of other road groups out there in realm of social media.  Trouble is that most will require you actually stay the on topic of roads.

[vdeane]

Remember that episode of Star Trek where Dr. Crusher was trapped in a collapsing pocket universe? Anyway, that's what I imagine living in Illinois is like.

[Scott5114]

See I just overload my wife's Alexa with nonsense shopping items.  She once had a shopping list which included thirteen bags of poop.

[Max Rockatansky]

That fisherman's wife is kind of cute though. I don't know why, but something about her makes me think of the young woman who was on the Florida 511 Brochures from about 15 years ago.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[NE2]

That fisherman's wife is kind of cute though. I don't know why, but something about her makes me think of the young woman who was on the Florida 511 Brochures from about 15 years ago.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Meh, it's just copypasta.

[Max Rockatansky]

That fisherman's wife is kind of cute though. I don't know why, but something about her makes me think of the young woman who was on the Florida 511 Brochures from about 15 years ago.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Meh, it's just copypasta.

Sometimes it is more about getting the right reply in at the right time rather than being creative. 

[Molandfreak]

American Canyon!
Get away from me-heeee!
American Canyon!
Napa, let me bee-heee!

Don't go driving 29
And cross Solano county line
Cuz next thing you're gonna know
You're driving into Val-le-jo

... I'll stop.

[Max Rockatansky]

In regarding the flaming wreckage of the Key Bridge thread courtesy of Beltway:

Hm, this thread really took off all of a sudden. I wonder...oh dear lord no

The sentiment has been shared by others.

I would have posted the same thing if she hadn't done it first. 

The Key Bridge has more structural integrity than this thread

[vdeane]

The Ford Maverick says "Hi".

These technological bells and whistles the manufacturers keep adding are really getting out of hand.

[webny99]

There is something to be said about the diapers to diapers life cycle.  A retiree claiming that life is busy is like a toddler saying it's too hard to put their shirt on.

 

[webny99]

I guess the like button went away but I can still frame good posts like this

I'm endorsing "frame" as the new "like". 

[Rothman]

I guess the like button went away but I can still frame good posts like this

I'm endorsing "frame" as the new "like". 

Yeesh.  Here come the quote tunnels.