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[Scott5114]

Here are some cocaine-related gems from classic Jake.  2013 must have been an interesting year for him, I guess.

The most boring stretch I've ever been on was Interstate 15 between Barstow and Las Vegas.

you must have forgotten your two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, salt shaker half full of cocaine, whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, quart of tequila, quart of rum, case of Budweiser, pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

This is a direct quote out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, describing what the narrator had on him when traversing that particular stretch of I-15 (or perhaps US 91).

Lytton must have not been a fan of dry lakes and volcanic mountains.

I-15 between Barstow and LV is no Virgin River Gorge or anything, but to hear some people put talk you'd think it's comparable to I-39. I was expecting that sort of experience, but dry, and was quite pleased to find out it was actually interesting.

Or maybe it really is like I-39, and it's just that around Barstow on the edge of the desert, the drugs begin to take hold.

[kphoger]

I just remembered this one from a few years ago:

I've been married for nearly 27 years and I'm still not comfortable with letting flatulence slip in the presence of my wife. Not long after we were married, I bent over to pick something up and accidentally ripped one, and I've been ashamed of that ever since.

[webny99]

The only reason I have nine cousins in Minnesota is because they were free farm labor for my aunt and uncle.

Citation needed...? 

[Max Rockatansky]

The only reason I have nine cousins in Minnesota is because they were free farm labor for my aunt and uncle.

Citation needed...? 

My uncle knew what condoms were.  He also would frequently get frustrated and provide verbal confirmation of what I posted.

[thspfc]

The only reason I have nine cousins in Minnesota is because they were free farm labor for my aunt and uncle.

Citation needed...? 

My uncle knew what condoms were.  He also would frequently get frustrated and provide verbal confirmation of what I posted.

"Honey, I was up all night trying to get that little shit FARM-EMPL-84303001 to stop crying!"

[TheCatalyst31]

The only reason I have nine cousins in Minnesota is because they were free farm labor for my aunt and uncle.

Citation needed...? 

My uncle knew what condoms were.  He also would frequently get frustrated and provide verbal confirmation of what I posted.

"Honey, I was up all night trying to get that little shit FARM-EMPL-84303001 to stop crying!"

84303001? That poor woman.

[formulanone]

The only reason I have nine cousins in Minnesota is because they were free farm labor for my aunt and uncle.

Citation needed...? 

My uncle knew what condoms were.  He also would frequently get frustrated and provide verbal confirmation of what I posted.

"Honey, I was up all night trying to get that little shit FARM-EMPL-84303001 to stop crying!"

84303001? That poor woman.

The first two numbers represent the plant code, second two are the version/build, and the fifth character from the left is the check digit, to reduce identity theft at the local chapter of the Farmstead Office of Implementation (FOOI, usually pronounced as "Phooey").

[Takumi]

It's the "Guitar" that makes this post for me.

I assumed we were just putting "things you'd find on the stage at a rock concert" on their own line at the end of a post for some reason now.

Oh.

Heroin.

Setlist

[Max Rockatansky]

It's the "Guitar" that makes this post for me.

I assumed we were just putting "things you'd find on the stage at a rock concert" on their own line at the end of a post for some reason now.

Oh.

Heroin.

Setlist

Aluminum cup

FIFY, apparently we are now doing a thing.

Kleenex box