Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[kphoger]

BTW, this is my favorite so far:

Both are signs for camel crossings, but the top is for one-hump camels and the bottom is for two-humpers.

[1995hoo]

These are for households

Interesting.  I'd never heard of household-specific warning signs before.

About 30 years ago, my brother's fraternity down in Williamsburg had a big warning sign on the bathroom door. It said, of course, "NO DUMPING."

[JayhawkCO]

Mild massage
Deep tissue massage

[Sapphuby]

05 SEP 2025

Explain the difference:

One of those pimples is gonna be messier to pop.

[LilianaUwU]

9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

[Max Rockatansky]

9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

Give the offending owners the Human Centipede treatment.

[Sapphuby]

9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

Extensive AI algorithms installed into every road, which if they detect a car, deploy large tire spikes that disable the car after 3 seconds of continued occupancy, avoiding collateral.

[kurumi]

9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

Every mass transit system has underserved areas. Assign the car to one of them and attach appropriate signs ("228 Downtown / Emporium" etc.) That car is a bus now, and its driver is a bus driver. And it cannot turn away any passenger with a fare.

[MikeTheActuary]

9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

Missiles.

[pderocco]

9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

Allow cars to self-identify as buses.

[Roadgeekteen]

Give the car lanes to the buses

[LilianaUwU]

9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

Allow cars to self-identify as buses.

You really nailed it. I don't think there is a worse answer than this.

[GaryV]

9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

Drones with graphing hooks.