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Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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The_Ginger

Quote from: 1995hoo on March 20, 2026, 03:32:45 PM
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Quote from: kphoger on March 20, 2026, 03:13:56 PM20 MAR 2026

What road should be named after Chuck Norris, and why?

This one in Freehold, New Jersey, for reasons that should be apparent once you see the street name. Appropriate for this particular weekend, too.
FIFY

What did you fix? The link showing the pavement? I had already edited it to fix that when I discovered the problem. I had tried to zoom in on the street sign, but evidently it didn't like that.
Apologies. It was the street sign. I hadn't realized you fixed the link already.


xonhulu

Quote from: kphoger on March 20, 2026, 03:13:56 PM20 MAR 2026

What road should be named after Chuck Norris, and why?

It would have to be one with no cross-streets, because even streets know better than to cross Chuck Norris.

PNWRoadgeek

03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?
Applying for new Grand Alan.

The_Ginger

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?
I hate to ask, but what is Cerulean City?

kurumi

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?

It already has routes 4, 5, 9, and 24: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_routes

Here's an aerial view of Pokemon AD (after Dragonite) year 373 construction of the 4/5 interchange:
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vdeane

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?
Let's just say that Misty wouldn't be worried about getting her bike back anymore.
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

xonhulu

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?

Since those highways would then make Pokémon Go out to the Cerulean Suburbs and abandon the Cerulean City Core, I'm going to say: Detroit?

TheCatalyst31

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?
The highways would be notorious for their traffic jams because of how often Snorlax blocks the road.

PNWRoadgeek

Quote from: TheGinger on March 22, 2026, 01:10:04 PM
Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?
I hate to ask, but what is Cerulean City?
A safe haven.
Applying for new Grand Alan.

The_Ginger

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 05:44:29 PM
Quote from: TheGinger on March 22, 2026, 01:10:04 PM
Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?
I hate to ask, but what is Cerulean City?
A safe haven.
Great. Thanks for the clarification.

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like be if we built highways through it?
An unsafe haven.

Big John

The road would go through the bank so there would be no haven for the safe.

pderocco

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 05:44:29 PM
Quote from: TheGinger on March 22, 2026, 01:10:04 PM
Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like if we built highways through it?
I hate to ask, but what is Cerulean City?
A safe haven.
That's a redundancy.

pderocco

Quote from: TheGinger on March 22, 2026, 06:43:45 PM
Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on March 22, 2026, 12:37:02 PM03/22/2026: What would Cerulean City look like be if we built highways through it?
An unsafe haven.
That's an oxymoron.

vdeane

In a similar vein to the last question:

03/23/2026: What would Crystal Tokyo and the Silver Millennium look like if we built highways through them?
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

PNWRoadgeek

Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 12:45:19 PMIn a similar vein to the last question:

03/23/2026: What would Crystal Tokyo and the Silver Millennium look like if we built highways through them?
They would all look better. Enough said.
Applying for new Grand Alan.

ModernDayWarrior

Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 12:45:19 PMIn a similar vein to the last question:

03/23/2026: What would Crystal Tokyo and the Silver Millennium look like if we built highways through them?

Crystal Tokyo would look more like San Fransoyko.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 12:45:19 PMIn a similar vein to the last question:

03/23/2026: What would Crystal Tokyo and the Silver Millennium look like if we built highways through them?

Quartz Yokohama and Brass Biennial

formulanone

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 23, 2026, 01:33:13 PM
Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 12:45:19 PMIn a similar vein to the last question:

03/23/2026: What would Crystal Tokyo and the Silver Millennium look like if we built highways through them?

Quartz Yokohama and Brass Biennial

A lot like Sapphire Sapporo and Copper Century, but also different in many ways. One could pass hours describing the intricacies of their meanings to many people, and we'd still not even scratch the surface! That's why the less said the better, for one must experience those moments in person or while in the ways and means which are difficult or even impossible to put into mere words. Afterwards, you'll know why and simply nod in agreement without even leaving the comfort of home or maybe Jerry's garage (he has that blue car).

xonhulu

Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 12:45:19 PM03/23/2026: What would Crystal Tokyo and the Silver Millennium look like if we built highways through them?

Biiiiig mistake. Highways would make it easier for Crystal Godzilla to find the former, and the Silver Y2K Bug to find the latter, with utter devastation so complete they would become as non-existent as they already are.

vdeane

Quote from: xonhulu on March 23, 2026, 04:46:40 PMHighways would make it easier for Crystal Godzilla to find the former
Well, that explains what happened to Esmeraude...

Quote from: xonhulu on March 23, 2026, 04:46:40 PMand the Silver Y2K Bug to find the latter, with utter devastation so complete they would become as non-existent as they already are.
I think I'm going to have start calling Queen Metalia and the Dark Kingdom the "Silver Y2K Bug" from now on.
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

TheCatalyst31

Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 12:45:19 PMIn a similar vein to the last question:

03/23/2026: What would Crystal Tokyo and the Silver Millennium look like if we built highways through them?
Crystal Tokyo DOT when they're supposed to fix the potholes:

xonhulu

Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 09:08:20 PM
Quote from: xonhulu on March 23, 2026, 04:46:40 PMHighways would make it easier for Crystal Godzilla to find the former
Well, that explains what happened to Esmeraude...

Quote from: xonhulu on March 23, 2026, 04:46:40 PMand the Silver Y2K Bug to find the latter, with utter devastation so complete they would become as non-existent as they already are.
I think I'm going to have start calling Queen Metalia and the Dark Kingdom the "Silver Y2K Bug" from now on.

I'm hoping my posts have made it clear that I have absolutely no idea what y'all have been talking about the past 2 days.

Scott5114

Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 12:45:19 PMIn a similar vein to the last question:

03/23/2026: What would Crystal Tokyo and the Silver Millennium look like if we built highways through them?

A six-quart tub of Mountain Dew.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Max Rockatansky

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Quote from: xonhulu on March 23, 2026, 09:47:27 PM
Quote from: vdeane on March 23, 2026, 09:08:20 PM
Quote from: xonhulu on March 23, 2026, 04:46:40 PMHighways would make it easier for Crystal Godzilla to find the former
Well, that explains what happened to Esmeraude...

Quote from: xonhulu on March 23, 2026, 04:46:40 PMand the Silver Y2K Bug to find the latter, with utter devastation so complete they would become as non-existent as they already are.
I think I'm going to have start calling Queen Metalia and the Dark Kingdom the "Silver Y2K Bug" from now on.

I'm hoping my posts have made it clear that I have absolutely no idea what y'all have been talking about the past 2 days.

Apparently today's post was an anime reference.  I had to consult a Wiki via a quick lookup in a search engine to get an idea regarding what the topic was about. 

freebrickproductions

3-24-26:
What intersections and interchanges would benefit the most from having at least one eternal green light installed at them?
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I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

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